Too much gin-spiration. Gin-spirational puns: Quench your thirst for wordplay with gin puns! (Puns in Names) A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a gin and...... tonic." The Bartender asks "Why the big pause?" The polar bear replies, "I don't know, I've always had them." The Proseccos – A fictional family name pun on “The Sopranos. Stirred and Slurred: Spoonerisms with Alcohol Puns A gin and tonic has 91 calories. A banana has 115 calories. My doctor told me to make the healthy choice. I love my doctor. Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot. Buzzed Brain Busters (Question-and-Answer Puns on Alcohol)

I love beer so much that I’m willing to hop everything in my life and just focus on brewing it.” Spirited Shenanigans: The Best Alcohol Puns in One-line Zingers!Why did the champagne bottle break up with the wine bottle? It said, “I’ve always been sparkling and you’ve never made me fizz like I should.”

I used to party so hard every Friday but now, all I want is to spend my weekends in my room and drink my gin. Whether you’re going to the bar or drinking at home, lighten the mood or make someone laugh with the funniest alcohol puns. Photo courtesy of Canva. First – we should let you know this isn’t our only article full of Christmas puns! Here’s a full list of our top ones in case you’re looking for further Christmas pun inspiration: The UK may be going through a troubled time, but one Yorkshire gin maker is trying to see the lighter side of life. During World War 2, two German spies received intensive training in English so they could do their job in London without causing suspicion.

Why did the beer say “cheers”? Because it saw itself in the mirror and realized how beautiful it looked. My office has just started a Gin and Tonic elevenses scheme. It takes place at my desk and I'm the only person who knows about it. I tried to spice up my gin and tonic with some herbs, but it turns out that was a gin-and-rosemary mistake. How do you make a margarita blush? You put it in a shaker with some ice cubes and a slice of lime and shake it all up. Tipsy Puns: Pour-Quality Humor (Double Entendre Puns) A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.’