My mother always said I could do anything if I set my mind to it. How was I supposed to know she wasn’t talking about matricide? What kind of flowers were planted in the Swiss cemetery? Dead-elweiss. These Funny Death Puns “Are all the Grave!”

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'. There are all sorts of dead dad jokes out there. Some are funny, some are cheesy, and some are just plain dad jokes. But what all dead dad jokes have in common is that they’re all about death.

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The elegies throughout are written in free verse, with no capital letters, making the poems feel very personal, as if the thoughts had just come to the author, not rehearsed or edited. I rather enjoyed this style because again, it reinforced the attachment I had to the story because of this personal effect the style had. Additionally, there was this constant comparison throughout of human death and animal death, with a lot of hunting analogy, referenced in the book cover. I found it brilliant how Schminkey managed to capture the experiences they had with their dad by using animals, hunting and the gore that is often present and link it to their experiences of loss and how to deal with it. Don’t behave as if you are destined to live forever. What’s fated hangs over you. As long you live and while you can, become good now.” What did the mother say to the father when he freaked out over their daughter’s college tuition? “I bet you wish you didn’t beg me to keep it now, don’t you?”

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In Dead Dad Jokes, Ollie Schminkey recounts their experiences as a caretaker with both tenderness and an arresting honesty, and in doing so, continues to care for us. I am immensely grateful for this collection, for its honoring of the messiness of grief and its celebration for all that survives it. Dead Dad Jokes is a gift born of bereavement and still, beautifully, full of life. The style is definitely unconventional and doesn't read like any of the other poem collections I have read. My father expired when we were not able to remember his blood type. We kept asking him his blood type, but he kept insisting that we “be positive.” I came across an advertisement for burial plots, and it occurred to me that it was the last thing I needed.Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth." What’s the difference between getting a blood transfusion and being intimate with a man? My Dad didn’t get AIDS from a blood transfusion.