If you know someone who is crabby but cute, they will need this sampler in their lives. This crabby cross stitch looks adorable on a child's blanket or onesie. It would also look nice framed in a hoop with shells around itas decor for a beach house. Edwin is a longtime Subversive Cross Stitcher who has constantly amazed me with his work--especially his super miniature versions of both his own and our designs on 25-count Lugano fabric! Like the...

Rude Cross Stitch Kit - Etsy Rude Cross Stitch Kit - Etsy

We all know someone who is one cat short of being the crazy cat lady. Perhaps that person is you—if so, you need to cross stitch this fun and easy pattern that's perfect for beginners. If there's one thing everyone can agree on, it's that drama is not fun. Make your home or office a conflict-free zone with this drama-defying llama cross stitch pattern. It's fun but still definitely gets the point across.Subversive Cross Stitch, which makes the kit, is one of the more established modern cross-stitch companies, offering hundreds of PDF patterns as well as other kits. The designs tend toward... If Valentine's Day is your least favorite holiday, you may find this anti-Valentine cross stitch pattern to be funny and snarky at the same time. Turn this project into a sachet or wall hanging to remind someone how special they are.

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We're always giving shoutouts to our best friends, but the friends who are just "alright" need a little love, too. Show that middle friend that they matter with this pattern for the "World's Alrightest Friend."If you have those days that you want to show the world your sassy side, why not save your energy and stitch it up instead with this funny blurb. Cross stitch this pattern on a laundry bag or frame it with a hoop and hang it in your laundry room. If you (or a friend) are going through a challenging time, this cross stitch wall hanging may help to find the humor in even the toughest situations. This lighthearted pattern would fit nicely into a cute retro yellow or red kitchen.

Rude Cross Stitch Pattern - Etsy UK

Introverts will get a laugh from this pattern—it's the perfect sampler for those who enjoy a party of one. If you bite your tongue often, then this cross stitch pattern is for you. Find the humor in your forwardness, and hang this piece with pride. Some people can not function without coffee. This primitive pattern combines the gravestones of long ago with the humor of today's caffeine culture.

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If you grew up when mix tapes were popular, you know that arranging the songs was a labor of love. Here's a pattern that pays homage to the ill-fated mix tape.

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Tired of loosing your needle? Do you use the arm of the sofa as a pin cushion? Everyone at home always moaning that they find your needle with their feet? This pattern is a great way to play a prank on your friends. Display this project proudly in a place where you can see your guests turn their heads to read this funny sampler. No matter what adult life has to offer, make sure there is ibuprofen involved to stay sane. This pattern would be fun as a gift for first-time homeowners or on a card for new parents.

display advertisements according to users’ interests. I agree and may revoke or change my consent at any time Corgi owners will love this "Life is Short" sampler. It's a fun and cute way to celebrate life and all that comes with it. This pattern would make an adorable pillow or wall hanging.