The motif of the three wise monkeys who see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil has become a recurring sight in everyday life – even the emoji collections on most smartphones include the three cheeky simians and their lost fourth brother. Even though the Western interpretation differs substantially from the original Chinese and Japanese origins, the three monkeys continue their conquest. As of now, they are even traversing galaxies far, far away! To be more precise, they are doing so as the Three Wise Stormtroopers Figurines. Who knew the Empire’s finest faceless troopers clad in white also dabble in philosophy?

The set of 3 sitting Stormtroopers measures 10 cm in height. These troopers just want to relax after a long day and try to forget the war between the Empire and the Rebels. The set of 3 standing Stormtroopers is approx. 14 cm tall. These troopers have obviously given up on finding the droids they are looking for.The sitting Stormtrooper (speak no evil, 10 cm) prefers to let actions speak instead of words and hopes that he can, one day, hit a barn from two metres away with his blaster. The officially-licensed stormtroopers stand approximately 7″ tall and are cast from resin and individually hand-painted. It’s probably wise they went with individual hand painting instead of trying to paint all the figures at once. I imagine that would take a level of ambidextrousness previously unheard of.

The sitting Stormtrooper (see no evil, 10 cm) never wants to see lightsabers, explosions or other unsettling things again. Especially no Ewoks! The sitting Stormtrooper (hear no evil, 10 cm) has definitely had enough of screeching TIE Fighter sounds!