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Adam Millard takes the dream of every young boy and makes it a reality in this heartwarming Christmas tale about a village that comes together to celebrate the holidays in style! But it had just the right amount of dark humor mixed with horror elements sprinkled with pop culture insults. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. To enable personalized advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies. The Land of Christmas is beset by a hooded figure who is kidnapping The Fat Bastard's elves, then performing abhorrent medical procedures on them.

An evil Christmas maniac gets his panties in a wad for a whole number of reasons and decides to take revenge by sewing Santa, reindeer, and 51 elves ass-to-mouth forming an (in)Human Santapede. Adult, mildly offensive and slightly cringeworthy on occasion, but nothing that should be taken too seriously.

Claus, whose considerable needs may go neglected by her hubby, but who’s got a special fondness for elves. Heiter (Dieter Laser) has taken on a life of its own, appearing on t-shirts, decals, and even tattoos!Millard wrote a very entertaining book using humour in what I felt was a very smart way, never over doing it, using classic jokes and pop culture references very effectively. I loved that it had other Christmas characters not normally talked about as well as the normal ones. He, (and every other elf), wants a song written about him – one that will tell his story, and get stuck in the minds of humans everywhere for years to come. Santa Claus is coming to town…at least, that was the plan, but now his elves have started going missing, kidnapped by some insidious figure in a black cloak, and despite the magic swirling about the place, the toys aren’t going to put themselves together.