Here are 109 funny yo mama jokes, sorted by every category you could possibly want. Share them at your own risk. And if yo mama asks, no, we weren't talking about her.

The intact mummy, covered with animal skin, as it was discovered at the base of a cliff in Botswana. SA Journal of Science Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." — Monty Python and the Holy GrailYo mama so ugly when she sent me a photo of her I screamed so loud that Caillou grew hair, Curious George was no longer curious, and McDonalds became healthy. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it." You are paranoid when a man is nice to you or shows any interest in you after spending your teenage years as the butt of every boy's "jokes". I was actually Jewish, so Pam was not a blood aunt, but an ‘auntie’ – a friend of the family. When I turned 13 – the age of confirmation and ‘manhood’ in both Judaism and Christianity – her attitude towards me became a little less playful and rather more stern.

I held out my hand, albeit with a dollop of attitude, but Aunt Pam said: ““You silly boy! I’m not going to cane your hands – there’s far too much risk of injury, especially as you play the piano. There’s only one place God has decreed that naughty boys should be punished, and that’s on the bottom.” Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said: "Concentrate."

yo momma so fat and ugly that when she took a shower that it broke and when she looked in the mirror it broke I look at my career as a long staircase," she says. "I took every single step up. It was amazing to do so, because there has been longevity. I just put my head down, moved one step at a time, and never stopped." Yo mama has so many warts in her mouth that you can read you're ugly in braille when she kisses you. My second great desire in this weird and shadowy dimension was to be spanked myself by a stern, no-nonsense older female. This was kindled in me by Aunt Pam, with the help of her friend Doreen, who lived with her. Generally, it's depressing - no matter how long you spend trying to look nice for a special occasion, you still look rubbish. You're always the 'ugly friend' who is ignored in social situations. You try to hide yourself when photographs are taken. No one ever compliments you, even if you're wearing something really nice, because you can make the most expensive and well-tailored garment look terrible.